{"product_id":"the-dapper-dan","title":"Sir Woofs-a-Lot","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot all dogs were born refined. This hat fixes that immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eSir Woofs-a-Lot\u003c\/em\u003e is a hat and fake beard combo — giving your dog the distinguished, slightly suspicious look of a Victorian gentleman who has seen some things and would rather not discuss them. The beard is soft, removable, and outrageously convincing from any distance. The reactions are consistent: instant laughter, immediate need to photograph.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrow and beard combination\u003c\/strong\u003e — the full distinguished look in one piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft synthetic beard\u003c\/strong\u003e — realistic enough to do a double-take, safe and gentle to wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructured design\u003c\/strong\u003e — sits with authority and stays upright\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable chin strap\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps the whole ensemble securely in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes S \/ M \/ L\u003c\/strong\u003e — fits most breeds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour dog is a gentleman. Treat them accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FunnyDogHats","offers":[{"title":"Yellow \/ S","offer_id":55798598631688,"sku":"14:193#A2","price":9.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55798598664456,"sku":"14:29#A1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ M","offer_id":57631031230728,"sku":"14:193#A2","price":9.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57631031492872,"sku":"14:29#A1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1032\/5003\/4952\/files\/796cda08-d638-42af-9005-3a164b5cfcce.png?v=1775997304","url":"https:\/\/funnydoghats.com\/products\/the-dapper-dan","provider":"FunnyDogHats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}