{"product_id":"burger-buddy","title":"Happy Meal","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey said don't play with your food. Nobody said anything about wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eHappy Meal\u003c\/em\u003e is a full burger hat — bun, patty, lettuce, the works — stacked on top of your dog's head in soft, squeezably-good foam and fabric. It is objectively ridiculous. It is also the best decision you will make today. Strangers will stop mid-walk. Children will point. People will ask where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull burger construction\u003c\/strong\u003e — bun, filling, all the layers represented in soft foam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight foam and fabric build\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks substantial, feels like nothing to wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSits securely on the head\u003c\/strong\u003e — balanced design that doesn't tip or slide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable chin strap\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps the burger in place through whatever comes next\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes S \/ M \/ L\u003c\/strong\u003e — fits most breeds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour dog is a burger now. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FunnyDogHats","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55799028908296,"sku":"14:29#Hamburg;5:100014064","price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55799028941064,"sku":"14:29#Hamburg;5:361386","price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55799028973832,"sku":"14:29#Hamburg;5:361385","price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1032\/5003\/4952\/files\/hf_20260403_195522_1c2ad8d5-1802-49f8-a05f-b1775cf00c56.png?v=1775301191","url":"https:\/\/funnydoghats.com\/products\/burger-buddy","provider":"FunnyDogHats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}