{"product_id":"big-bull","title":"El Doggo","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eZero percent bull. One hundred percent dog. Horns very much included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eEl Doggo\u003c\/em\u003e is a hat with full bull horns attached — wide, proud, and completely committed to the bit. Your dog has never looked more powerful. Or more confused about why everyone is pointing at them. Either way, the photos are incredible, and the park will never be the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull bull horn design\u003c\/strong\u003e — wide, upright horns that sit solidly on either side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight construction\u003c\/strong\u003e — horns look imposing, weigh practically nothing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft base hat\u003c\/strong\u003e — comfortable fit that doesn't shift or slide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable chin strap\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps the whole horned situation in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes S \/ M \/ L\u003c\/strong\u003e — fits most breeds, looks particularly unhinged on small ones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCharge! Full force ahead!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FunnyDogHats","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":55798881616136,"sku":"14:200002984#brown;5:100014064","price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55798881583368,"sku":"14:200002984#brown;5:361386","price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1032\/5003\/4952\/files\/hf_20260403_201636_a21b83e8-f081-45c5-8115-b85ef9e42b23.png?v=1775301708","url":"https:\/\/funnydoghats.com\/products\/big-bull","provider":"FunnyDogHats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}